Now it’s official I am strong enough to beat up a marching band piccolo player, but I dare not take on a tuba player. And we all know how coordinated a cello player in a marching band has to be; I dare not try taking on one of those either.
Yesterday I benched 185 and could have done more, but I couldn’t find a tuba player to spot me and I’m not going to ask an adult to help with weak performance like that – I almost died from cancer, I don’t want to die from embarrassment instead.
Things are looking up physically. I have been riding my bike for up to 45 minutes and have begun jumping rope. I can skip rope a paltry 20 times now.