I woke up late and didn't get a chance to post this morning. Yikes.
I shaved off my beard because I was too handsome. It's my curse. When I had it, people would whisper and point at me. I was apparently very distracting. Oh well. So to save the world from meaningless and inadvertent gawkign I shaved it off.
Funny thing people are still pointing. Maybe there is nothing I can do. Oh well.